Doge 2028 is a meme coin on Solana. Red tie, small paws, big energy. No promises, no roadmap to the Oval Office, just a very good dog and a very good joke.
Our policies are the only ones you can fully evaluate in under ten seconds.
Every citizen gets one (1) biscuit. Cats receive a strongly worded letter.
Five minutes of national sprinting every day at 5 p.m. Stretch first.
Longer walks, more sniffing, fewer meetings that could have been a bark.
Furniture reform so everyone fits, including the dog and also the other dog.
Fast, readable and legally meaningless. Much transparent.
We promise to look at the chart. We do not promise the chart will look back kindly.
Three steps. No ballot, no line, no “I voted” sticker (sorry).
Never share your recovery phrase with anyone, including “admins” who DM you. Only spend what you can afford to lose.
Straight from the podium. Not legally binding. Barely legible.
Press the button for a statement.
Highly scientific. Starting numbers are made up, and your vote only lives in this tab.